Top 5 Jokes of the week by Ben and Josh

1. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

2. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

3. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

4. Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.

5. Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”